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After Ellen vs. Maxim: Hot Lists

Both Maxim magazine and the website After Ellen have come out with their top 100 hotties of 2008. BIG SHOCKER, the lists were rather different. The lesbians care about brains and talent to go with looks while men would be happy with a Madame Tussaud's version of their hot real girl.

Let's examine some of the differences shall we?

Some of After Ellen's choices:
Tegan and Sarah
Sandra Oh
Meryl Streep (OH COME ON NOW)
Almost the entire female cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Somehow Megan Fox was only number 58 on their list - this is a travesty. Maybe they took points away from her for being engaged to Brian Austin Green.

Just like most of the lesbians I know, the girls from After Ellen like to talk and talk and talk about what makes these women hot instead of showing pictures of the women they're talking about. If you're going to treat the girls like pieces of meat you may as well let your eyes do the feasting as well!

Maxim, on the other hand, has done a veritable rotisserie of their hot women. When you go to the site, you're met with pictures of scantily clad hotties.

Some of their choices?
Whitney Able - should I know who this person is?
Penelope Cruz
Mila Kunis
Megan Fox at number 16
Tila Tequila actually made the list at number 100
Britney Spears made it to number 18 (how much did her PR people pay to have this done?)

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