They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but really why stop there?
Either they just went on a fancy date to Old Country Buffet or that topless chick is preggers. Now, what will happen when their child finds this? Or worse - the child's friends? I wonder what possessed them to pose in this manner but I'm guessing Annie Liebowitz has something to do with it. You know that girl was looking back at a copy of Demi Moore on the cover of Vanity Fair thinking, "Hey, we should do something like that! It will be so classy!" Just look at the way he cups her butt, now that's love I don't care what anyone else has to say.
What I'd really like to know is, where does that guy get his eyebrows done? They are FLAWLESS! Also, is she wearing special maternity jeans or did she just unbutton her pants, because it kind of looks like the latter. I'm just sayin'.