The good peeps over at Lost at E Minor pose the question: "What would you do if you found a Real Doll in someone's closet?"
You mean besides possibly pooping myself at first because I think someone is harboring a prostitute in their closet and they may try to attack me? I would laugh. I would then insist on giving these "girls" an extreme makeover. If you need to go through the trouble of buying a latex lady (or man - bitchin' for '08) she should be totally hot.
This one has got some fake tan face going on...which doesn't even look good on Lindsay Lohan.
This one looks like she may have played the part of a psycho killer hooker on an episode of CSI Miami. Her eyes say, "I'm going to eat you alive."
For the love - get that curl out of her face! Since she is a doll she can't move it for herself. Maybe get a flatiron out and get rid of the curls altogether.
Some of the other "ladies" have dragon lady fingernails, which I imagine could do some serious permanent damage if used the wrong way. Considering the fact that some men have sex with their patio furniture, I'm sure I don't even need to consult a crystal ball or 900-number to place bets on the lawsuits that could arise from those nails.
Oh it'll be fun! I'll feel like one of the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy ladies. I can see it all now, The Adventures of Chubby and the Real Girl.