Excuse me, but People Magazine thinks that just because Ashlee Simpson ate two full meals in one day she is pregnant?!!! I get it, "a source" says that she is pregnant.

People says:
While Ashlee Simpson has not yet officially confirmed her pregnancy, she's certainly eating with gusto...The youngest Simpson, 23, dressed in a long, black pea coat and leggings, scarfed down a brisket melt – grilled onions and cheddar cheese on grilled rye bread – with French fries. That evening, Simpson and her mother were spotted dining at New York Italian eatery Da Umberto.

WTF! A girl can't have a burger without rumors of her eating for two coming about?That source isn't Ashlee or Pete and both of them have denied the rumors. Now, if they were smart (and I'm not going to make a judgement call on that one) and were actually preggers, they would know that eventually everyone will find out anyway, so why hide it? This is why my vote is a no-go on the pregnancy rumors. However, even if she were pregnant, BIG FUCKING DEAL! They are actually one of the cutest, if not most eyelinered couples in Hollywood. They always seem to have fun together.

Where is Chris Cocker with a "Leave Ashlee Alone" video, I want it now!