Why are people giving Celine Dion a hard time for having kind of hairy legs? Never forget, she is French Canadian…so really, it isn’t her fault.
What’s hot, baked, and famous? Why, it’s none other than Dawn Wells! The 69-year old actress who played Mary Ann on Gilligan’s Island had been driving home after a surprise birthday party in her honor. When she started swerving the cops pulled her over and happened to find some pot (four half-smoked joints in the ash tray and two cases used to store the wacky tobacky). Our guess is that the girl next door hung out with the movie star for too long on that island.
She’s aged well! Must be all the THC – Oil of Olay should really look into that.
Apparently Benji Madden is so ga-ga over Paris Hilton he is letting it get in the way of his contractual agreements. We say: Better stay on top of whatever career it is that you have because she’s going to toss you to the curb as soon as a new flavor of the month comes along. What the hell does Good Charlotte sing anyway?
The Hanson boys have turned into men and are about to start touring. Yes, Hanson. Come on, you know you missed them. I’m not gonna lie, I actually love “Mmm Bop”, I’ll sing the hell out of it in the car (into my phone so that people in other cars don’t think I’m singing, but rather having a very passionate conversation). The boys have gotten rid of their ridiculously long locks and finally don’t look like a random mixture of Kate Hudson and the Olsen twins. To top it all off, they are raising awareness for poverty-stricken areas of South Africa. You can find them on the SXSW circuit too! Mmmm bopalicious. Love me or hate me…you must listen to this song. Oh, and ten points if you can actually understand what they’re saying.
Also, can someone please, for the love, explain to me how there is a Nickelodeon show called The Naked Brothers Band? Aren’t there laws against this sort of thing? Why would a kid’s network want to have anything referring to nekkid boys associated with them?