Paris Hilton celebrated her birthday (what is she, like 50 by now?) by getting nice and sleezy in Las Vegas's Pure Nightclub. The talentless heiress whose fame rests on the brim of a martini glass, trashed it up with The Pussycat Dolls. She donned dominatrix gear and posed as (what we can only assume is) her very own Madame Tussaud's wax figure.
Where are her true friends? If she had any, they'd be telling her to stop making an ass of herself. Maybe they just let her do her thang, not wanting to make her feel even worse about how her movie, The Hottie and the Nottie, was named the worst movie in history.
Now, consider this: if Christine Lakin had been the one to play the "Hottie", and Paris took her rightful place as the "Nottie", we're almost positive the movie would have done better. We would've shelled out at least $5 to rent it, or if we were desperate enough, would've found our way to a movie theater after a bar crawl. Truth be told, we heard that the worst movie in history (which also starred Paris) was her sex tape.
So what do you get for a 27 year old who has everything and whose ego is larger than her family's private jet? How about a Paris Hilton Hello Kitty character? Or even worse, a Barbie-like Paris Hilton Doll. Ooooor, you can always give her Shanna Moakler's sloppy tattooed seconds, now that she and Travis Barker have officially called it quits (again).