As if Monopoly couldn't get any more boring, Universal Pictures is now thinking about making a MOVIE about it. Hopefully it will take less time to sit through than it does to play the actual game.
Please Hammer, don't hurt us...It seems as though Reality Television only prepares its "stars" for more Reality Television. Let's call it the Real World/Road Rules Career Path as it seems as though the only thing those fools are good for is appearing on a Real World/Road Rules Challenge. M.C. Hammer, ruler of the Hammer Pant, has already appeared on VH1's The Surreal Life and is now shopping around a reality program based on the ups and downs of his life.
But really? After you've laid down the track for the sequel to the Adams Family movie, life can only go downhill.
Speaking of reality television, last night kicked off America's Next Top Model and it seems like a group only Dionysus could've put together. The girls screamed like banshees, fought each other and kissed and made up all within ten minutes of meeting each other. One even went as far as asking the other girls if they wanted to see her pubic hair. Ummm....not really, unless you got it trimmed into the shape of Tyra or something.
When did this show turn into Flava of Love: Charm School? Either way, we'll be tuning in every week to check out the crazuh.
For the girls of the Top Model house, here is a Deer Tick cover of Sean Kingston's Beautiful Girls (mp3)
For everyone else, an oldie but goodie - CSS Let's Make Love and Listen to Death From Above (mp3)