When we die, we want to come back as one of Martha Stewart's dogs. Each meal will probably consist of the finest meats. We would wear only the finest in haute dog couture. And we would be sent to the finest of groomers.
To top it all off, at night we could doze off into our Martha Stewart brand doggie beds knowing that we are more than appreciated. In fact, the fur that was just shaved off of our bellies will be used as yarn to make something special for Momma Martha. This is no joke. Paw Paw's fur is being woven into yarn and Martha is asking for suggestions as to what to make with it.
Some of our ideas?
A superhero cape - You can never really have too many of those
A sexy nighty - Chow fur will totally keep you warm even when you're scantily clad!
Hair extensions - If anyone can do it, Martha sure can! Halloween will be AMAZING this year.
Swimsuit - He looked so cute getting his hair shampooed! There may even be enough hair to make a sarong, very classy.
Any ideas out there in the peanut gallery? Put 'em in the comments!
Oh, and as if you needed any more reason to love Martha: