What in the HELL is in the Hollywood bottled water these days? Starlets are not only getting knocked up every other day, but it seems like many of them are having twins. Jennifer Lopez (née J. Lo) and hubby Marc Anthony (née that dude who used to be in Menudo) finally welcomed their two new celebuspawns into the earth. Was it just us, or were those babies taking their sweet time to come out of the womb and into the limelight? It seemed like Jennifer was pregnant for the last three years. Felicitationes to the new family!
Jessica Alba and manwhore fiance Cash Warren are also expecting twins. Perhaps this will now overshadow her role in the straight to DVD classic - Honey.
OMG - does anyone else recognize the director of whatever music video they're shooting as the kid from the movieBig? Well, there goes the need for trying to figure out where he is now, he's obviously living the high life.
Of course we can't talk about twin-occupied wombs without talking about Angelia Jolie. We're actually shocked that she isn't giving birth to quintuplets just to out-do everyone else and further send Jennifer Aniston into a downward empty nest spiral. Fear not for the Friends star, according to MSNBC, Jennifer Aniston has decided to freeze her famous eggs until she meets the right guy. We won't be holding our breath for this one.