Sprint has come up with an amazing way to treat your Valentine to something money really can't buy (or at least we don't get paid well enough to purchase a private concert from Isaac Hayes). Anyone who can make the words, "chocolate salty balls" sound sexy is bound to get the sparks flying no matter what kind of message you leave. It took a while (their tool doesn't recognize all words) but we finally got it to croon, "I love you baby, you make the best meat for dinner".
Go ahead, send it to someone you love, or at least someone who needs a laugh.