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If You're Ugly We've Got a Job For You!

Wanted: Have you got that certain inbred-chic that is all the rage these days? Self-depricating people willing to whore out their ugliness to the world are wanted for the silver screen. If you're deformed, albino, have been mistaken for a dog or if you came thiiiiis close to starring in Harmony Korine's Gummo have we got the role for you!

Julianne Moore (and possibly hottie Jonathan Rhys Meyers, who is in talks with production) gets to star as the gorgeous heroine running away from your cringe-inducing, Deliverance-esque physique in the upcoming horror flick, Shelter. The casting call says they are looking for

a 9-12-year-old Caucasian girl with an other-worldly look to her. Could be an albino or something along those lines -- she's someone who is visually different and therefore has a closer contact to the gods and to magic. 'Regular-looking' children should not attend this open call.

What - they couldn't get the girl from The Hottie and the Nottie?

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