People Magazine's Headlines of the Damned
What is wrong with People Magazine? I'm convinced that someone over there is letting their interns take over the headlines since this morning's e-blast stated that "Jessica Alba Says Pregnancy is 'Awesome'". Of COURSE it's awesome, getting preggers is all the rage these days, just ask Jamie Lynn Spears, Jessica Sierra and all of the other pregnant teens who contribute to the U.S. having the highest rate of teen pregnancy and births in the western industrialized world. We've got soooooo much awesomeness here, Ms. Alba, you don't have to tell us!
In other, "who cares" headlines this week, we learn that Katie Holmes says "Nicole's (Kidman) Pregnancy is 'Wonderful'". WHY DO WE OR NICOLE CARE WHAT KATIE "freaktastic" HOLMES FEELS ABOUT HER PREGNANCY???? Can someone please explain this to me? I mean, just because Nicole used to be held captive by married to Tom Cruise, why does Katie get to weigh in on the topic? Is it because back in December Katie told People, "Tom's Kids with Nicole 'Call Me Mom'"? You bitch! I'm sure that's what every mother in the world wants to read in a national magazine, that their children's stepmom is now being called "Mom". Truth be told, if I were Nicole and my kids were being raised by a midget scientologist with a penchant for crazy outbursts and jumping on Oprah's couch, I'd probably just cut the non-existent umbilical chord and call it a day.
Another One Bites the Dust
Is Pamela Anderson in some secret competition with Elizabeth (whisper "whiiiiiite diiiiiamonds") Taylor? She and hubby of four months, Rick Salomon, have officially called it quits. Didn't you all know, marriage is the new dating!