Dear Santa,
Thank you for the fodder you have brought me this holiday season. Particularly in the land of babies out of wedlock and marriages falling to shambles before the "I do"s were even uttered from celebrity lips.
After just two months of marriage, Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Rick Salomon. They are apparently "working things out" now, but I'm pretty sure after seeing the picture taken of them shopping together on Monday, Salomon may just want to keep the divorce in process. I can only imagine him thinking, "I married PAMELA ANDERSON and I got THIS??". The couple was apparently married in Vegas during a break between magic shows that Anderson was performing in. My guess is that they were hoping that some of the magic would rub off on the chances of their marriage being a success.
Speaking of magic, it also seems as though the Spears sisters were relying on some kind of birth control magic to keep their ovaries under control. 16 year old teeny bopper Jamie Lynn Spears is preggers with her boyfriend's baby. Were Britney and Jamie Lynn raised by rabbits? It seems as though all they know how to do is be marginally good at acting and dancing, but REALLY good at doing the bedroom tango. So with all of this happening, it couldn't come as a shock that momma Lynne Spears's parenting book is being put on hold. Maybe she should be writing a Kama Sutra book instead?
British babe Lily Allen and hottie Jessica Alba are getting cribs ready for some new arrivals as well.
Not that they need this mix, but you might. It is most certainly snuggle season, which might call for some Baby Makin' Music
Pony - Ginuwine
He may have terrible spelling when it comes to his name, but this slow jam is sexy
Brown Skin - India Arie
I don't care what color skin you've got, this song is HOT!
Wicked Game - Chris Isaak
You might want to purchase the video as well
Do Me! - Bel Biv Devoe
Smack it up flip it rub it down
Feel Like Makin' Love - D'Angelo
The name says it all
I Feel Love - Donna Summer
There is nothing wrong with adding a little disco to the bedroom
Naughty Girl - Beyonce
Oh! Did I just type that out loud?
Don't Stop - Brazilian Girls
Well...the Spears girls might want to stop.