Santa has made it more than obvious that I have been a good little girl this year, but I didn't know I was AMAZING!! While nothing is ever as good as the first season, I am still very much looking forward to having a weekly date with Bret Michaels and his brothel of celeb-wannabees during VH1's Rock of Love II. I mean, check out this group of, um, winners (?) that Bret has to choose from. The French lady? Classy. The sexy NASA intern who is here to show that math can be a turn-on. The story of the ugly duckling whose grandma gave her braces and whose mom gave her boob implants...oooooh amazing.

But wait, there's more...

Joy to the world, the greatest bitches have come. I was just telling someone the other day how much I miss Kristin Cavallari and how I think she would make a great addition to The Hills. Lauren is boring, especially without a "super-villain" to go up against. Heidi was far from that. Spencer and his molestache was definitely a villain, but super - no. Kristin is a super-villain because while she's mean, she is also very real. There's nothing wrong with telling it like it is (and looking great while doing it).

Now Santa, if you're feeling REALLY generous, I would also like to put in a request for a My So-Called Life marathon, Wonderfalls and Veronica Mars to come back to television and Guitar Hero.

Thanks, love you long time,
Mia