You know it's the holiday season when the snow starts to fall and angelically rests atop bare tree branches. My very favorite Christmas song (Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas") gets played on repeat (and maybe the one Adam Sandler Hannukah song gets five minutes of air time). Cookies, toffee, cakes and popcorn bins start to fill up the office and our bellies. Anti-depressants get prescribed more, self-help books get wrapped up and put under the tree, whiners and complainers push past you on the streets and in the malls...
So this year, instead of giving someone self-help advice, why not show your love with self-hurt books. My favorites?
How To Get Fat - I should have written this from my bunk at fat camp 13 years ago.
How To Get Into Debt - If there was one thing I learned in college, this was it!
How To Procrastinate - It has taken me three days to write this entry so far.
Tired of the same carols being sung at your door? The next time a group of strangers gathers to wish you some holiday cheer, why not hit them back with some complaints?