Lindsay Lohan freed from jail in less time than it takes to sit through Georgia Rule. Sure, her drunk driving is considered a non-violent crime (until you kill someone), but can't they add some extra time to be served for committing such a stupid crime? Celebrities like Lohan have all the money in the world; they can't afford a limo service? If they're afraid the pappo is going to chase them in something so flashy can't they call someone to pick them up in a Subaru or one of those new minivans with the cool seats that let you sit backwards so as to keep things on the DL? Why do they insist on getting shnockered and then taking to the streets? What's to keep them from doing it again when they barely get a slap on the wrist? The worst part of LiLo's punishment was that she had to be awake before noon in order to carry out her sentence.
Does this mugshot make me look fat?
I think all of the alcohol is making our LiLo a little bloated. This was her mugshot a mere 4 months ago! While she's on the market for a chauffeur someone needs to tell her to get a full-time makeup artist as well. Her foundation is doing nothing for her, in fact it just makes her look more orange than her real gingerness needs to be. And is it just me, or did somebody get some lip injections?
I would think that after getting used to taking a police photo a few times you'd get to know which angles look best, right? Am I wrong for thinking that her first police fashion shoot looked better?
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie got it right. See how Paris found the light in her second shot?
Nicole not only changed her hair, she also realized that her first mugshot made it look like she didn't have a neck so she put her hair up and tilted her head juuuust slightly upwards. Nicely done.
Something tells me these won't be the last LiLo po po photos, I'm just hoping she smiles next time.