As I was walking around Michigan Avenue yesterday I stopped at a corner to wait for a friend before I took advantage of some pre-holiday sales. Out of nowhere, I got a kiss on the cheek from a homeless woman who then told me, "You're a cute little lady." So, if anyone is wondering what to get me for the holidays I'm suggesting a Brillo pad so that I can scrub my cheek off. Thanks.

Speaking of holiday gifts, here are some ideas for your favorite celebrities.

You can take the girl out of rehab but you can also take the rehab out of the girl. Dazzle stars like Lindsay Lohan, Amy Winehouse and David Hasselhoff with MXYPLYZYK's "The Good Book". A flask holder made to look like the Bible.

For the stars of Supernatural, Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles, how about the book, The Zombie Survifal Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead

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Apparently when Alec Baldwin isn't verbally abusing his young daughter, he's busy cleaning! Now he can do double-duty while he stomps around his home and cleans at the same time, thanks to the Evriholder Slipper Genie Microfiber Cleaning Slippers!

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What to get for the people who have all the money in the world but who can't seem to keep their sex videos from surfacing to the public (Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Pam and Tommy I'm looking at you)? How about a guard dog? Enough of those pint sized pooches who will merely wet the floor when an intruder enters, these ones will take a bit out of crime.

And finally, Sean Preston and Jayden James can brush up on their driving skills early with this Power Wheels Mustang since it looks like they'll be the ones driving momma Britney around.

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Less than a month of shopping days left people, time to get cookin'.