Chubby Jones

Katie Holmes regularly makes me want to stick my head in a litter box. She might be the hottest robot since Rosie from the Jetsons (instead of a French maid's uniform she prefers the early 90's French roll) but I'm sick and tired of seeing her everywhere and hearing about every time she blows her nose.

The only time I want to see Katie is when she's locked in a bathroom slugging Scotch and coming up with fun things to use Suri's name with...much like this:

Thanks to Michael K. over at D-Listed for bringing Kenyan Smith to my attention. Not only is he a piece of man meat in the very female-dominated sport of synchronized swimming, he is also a splendid reminder of one of the best SNL skits that I can remember.

First I give you the profile of Kenyan as perceived by all of his hags teammates. Kenyan does make a very good point about reverse sexism. Currently the Olympics do not have a place for competitive male synchronized swimmers which is not only cruel to people like Kenyon, but also for those of us who would love to see just how gay it could get. By gay, I do mean fabulous. I'm going to start a petition - who's with me?

And now, the classic SNL synchronized swimming skit.

Excuse my beauty but how did this news get past me? Ricky Martin is the father of twin boys all of a sudden. No word on the mother (she didn't bang), but she did have two healthy boys for the singer.